60+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are a Cornucopia of Laughs

Thanksgiving is a time to gather for fun with loved ones. You have family all around you and the laughs are flowing. Keep the giggles going by sharing a few Thanksgiving jokes for kids.

Kids Thanksgiving Jokes: One-Liners

Tickle some funny bones with these Thanksgiving one-liner jokes that are sure to elicit some chuckles.

• My mom told me to eat the turkey, so I gobbled it up.
• My mom told me not to play with my turkey. It was fowl play.
• It's always good to invite your buds to Thanksgiving. Your taste buds.
• Pickles make a mean appetizer. They are kinda jarring.
• I can't talk right now. I'm occu-pied.
• The cornbread joke is a bit corny.
• The pumpkin was broken, so we patched it.
• The turkey was really hot. In fact, he was roasting.
• A casserole doesn't know beans about cooking.
• My mom got sick of me talking about the turkey on Thanksgiving. She made me leave the table for fowl language.

Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes

Who doesn't love a good knock-knock joke? Become a Thanksgiving comedian by trying out these knock-knock jokes.

• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Orange.
  Orange who?
  Orange you going to say Happy Thanksgiving?
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Olive.
  Olive who?
  Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Phillip.
  Phillip who?
  Phillip your plate and let's eat.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Arthur.
  Arthur who?
  Arthur any more mashed potatoes?
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Gladys.
  Gladys who?
  Gladys Thanksgiving so I can eat.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie body want some stuffing?
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Eden.
  Eden who?
  Eden Thanksgiving dinner and it's delicious.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Tank.
  Tank who?
  You're welcome for this wonderful meal.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Gavin.
  Gavin who?
  Gavin the best time celebrating Thanksgiving.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Nadia.
  Nadia who?
  Nadia any dessert if you don't finish your meal.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Jimmy.
  Jimmy who?
  Jimmy some turkey, I'm starving.
• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Dewey.
  Dewey who?
  Dewey wanna eat or what?

Turkey Jokes for Kids

Thanksgiving is all about the turkey. Don't run a fowl of these fast food jokes.

• Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station?
  A: He was involved in fowl play.
• Q: Why are turkeys magical?
  A: They have a wishbone.
• Q: Why was the turkey crying on Thanksgiving?
  A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
• Q: Why did the turkey cluck at the hunter?
  A: He was chicken.
• Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving?
  A: He was stuffed.
• Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat?
  A: The drumsticks
• Q: What's a turkey's favorite dance?
  A: The Gobble
• Q: What do you call a happy turkey?
  A: A perky turkey
• Q: Why did the turkey get thrown out on Thanksgiving?
  A: He used fowl language.
• Q: What did the turkey do when he didn't study for the test?
  A: He had to wing it.

Thanksgiving Food Jokes

Don't let the milk run out your nose when you're laughing at these Thanksgiving food puns.

• Q: What vegetable has the worst jokes?
  A: Corn. His jokes are always a little corny.
• Q: What do you call mashed sweet potatoes?
  A: Squash-ed
• Q: What does pumpkin pie say in a fight?
  A: You want a piece of me?
• Q: Why are the vegetables crying?
  A: They were roasted.
• Q: Why are the vegetables sparkling?
  A: It's the 24 carrots.
• Q: What's the dish your family avoids on Thanksgiving?
  A: Beets me.
• Q: Why are the beans going to jail on Thanksgiving?
  A: The beans stalk.
• Q: What's the quietest vegetable at the dinner table?
  A: The corn. They are all ears.
• Q: What's the most devious food on your Thanksgiving table?
  A: The deviled eggs
• Q: Why did the mashed potatoes and stuffing get put in time out for playing around?
  A: You're not supposed to play with your food.

Thanksgiving Puns Kids Will Gobble Up

Puns are so punny. Keep your Thanksgiving funny with a few thankful puns to laugh at.

• Oh my gourd, I can't even think of dessert.
• Oh yes, I yam.
• It's time to get this dinner roll-ing.
• Stuffing compares to a great Thanksgiving dinner.
• Thanksgiving dinner gets butter every year.
• This is the baste Thanksgiving dinner.
• It's all gravy around here.
• When it comes to Thanksgiving, feast mode is activated.
• This is a gourd-eous dinner.
• When I tell them what I'm thankful for, they gobble it up.

Funny Pilgrim Jokes for Laughs

Pilgrims were a big part of Thanksgiving. Try out a few jokes of historical significance.

• Q: Why did all the pilgrims dress alike?
  A: They were pilgrim-age.
• Q: What's a pilgrim's favorite flower?
  A: The Mayflower
• Q: What did the pilgrims use to open doors on Thanksgiving?
  A: Tur-key
• Q: Why did the pilgrim become an attorney?
  A: They were good at making a settlement.
• Q: What did the pilgrims call their rock band?
  A: Plymouth Rock
• Q: How did the pilgrims wash their clothes in Plymouth?
  A: Tide
• Q: Why did the pilgrims only play cards?
  A: It's the only deck they had.
• Q: Why didn't the pilgrims make apple pie?
  A: The job is crumby.
• Q: Why did the pilgrim wear suspenders?
  A: Their belts were on their hats.

Kids Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude and love for your family. Try out a few fun jokes for kids to keep everyone laughing and entertained.